Class 1 download

In the military, Class 1 items are food, water and basic nutrition items. In the field, you will “upload” these items for your mission, when you need to take a shit, you “download” these items.

Man, I have a class 1 download on deck that could choke a donkey

by Kennesaurus June 2, 2021

i wouldn't download it

A phrase used to label a piece of multimedia (e.g. music, film) as worthless to the point that it is not even worthwhile wasting the small portion of a download limit that is required for it to be played.

Guy 1: Heard u saw Paris's new film, how was it??

Guy 2: Let's just say I wouldn't download it...

by Bourke January 12, 2009

file download

When you need to hit the toilet most likely a big #2

Tami: wow Im stuffed! Cant eat another bite..
Gina: yea that was some good sushi
Tami: G, Ill be back Ive gotta go do a File Download

****Moments /mins later***
Tami returns.
Gina: So how'd it go?
Tami: lets order some more sushi!

by The.Sniper June 7, 2016

You wouldn't download a car

A term used by pirates as a joke, making fun of those old anti-piracy PSAs.

-Bro, do you know where I can find GTA V to download? Any forum, tracker, repack, etc...?
-What? Do you mean pirating? That's evil and against the law! You wouldn't download a car, would you? Just kidding, check Fitgirl Repacks.
-Thanks, bro.
-You're welcome, me scurvie.

by fbicappuccino March 5, 2023

ILLegal DownLOAD

Sending your cum down someone's throat when they're asleep.

First person to pass out gets an ILLegal DownLOAD !!!!!!

by Williamsburg Poet Society August 2, 2009

pocket download

(v.) to steal something

Hey man, I thought you didn't have enough money for that new game.

I don't, I just pocket downloaded it while the clerk wasn't looking.

by grundle bees September 2, 2016

Sheperding A Download

Sitting at your computer and being there to watch over all the steps to downloading something even if the download is a couple hours long.

Jack was up for a couple hours on his computer downloading a game. He must of been Sheperding A Download because he barely moved the entire time.

by She'sTheBlade April 27, 2011