Documental

When you are assigned so many back to back documentation tasks at work (read, write, review, comment, update) that you start to go completely mental.

"What are you up to this week?"

"Documental. I've been writing specifications for the last 3 weeks straight and I'm going insane"

by Joost911 August 9, 2012

Legal Document

One who abides by all laws, loves to play cop man, is a snitch, goes and gets coffee every morning to patrol the school parking lot, makes you have parent permission for everything, doesn't care to trust anybody, very uptight, has their head up their ass, usually is someone in higher authority than you, reports crime, and follows the dress code every day at work or school. This person follows all of the rules, even lame rules.

"Sir, do you have a pass? No? What is that a phone, give me your phone."

"Well, my friend, you are a Legal Document for trying to be so law-like."

by Elite Enemy December 29, 2007

Documentary

Porn, what you watch when you masturbate

Hey man, don't come into my room for a bit, I'm going to be watching a documentary. KTHXBAI

by SLAMHOGSLAYER1 February 6, 2010

Documentranny

A documentary focusing on the life of a transgendered person. Very common nowadays with all these trannies running around.

Commonly tiled "I Am ____" with the blank being the person's new transgender name.

"Yo I'm gonna go watch "I Am Cait". It's the newest documentranny."

"You should check out the documentranny, "I Am Jazz".

by Wigga wigga what September 1, 2015

Surrealist Documentary

n.

In aspiring to open the imagination upon reality, Surrealism blurs the distinction between fact and fiction. In Surrealist documentaries the realistic effect is used to hook the viewer into the world represented by the film in order to disrupt taken-for-granted assumptions about that world. In Surrealist documentary, commentary is either absent, sparse or stripped of its dominance, becoming more of a dissonant or contrapuntal voice.

Examples of Surrealist Documentary:
- “Häxan” (English title: The Witches or Witchcraft Through The Ages) is a 1922 Swedish/Danish silent film written and directed by Benjamin Christensen. Based partly on Christensen's study of the Malleus Maleficarum, a 15th century German guide for inquisitors, Häxan is a study of how superstition and the misunderstanding of diseases and mental illness could lead to the hysteria of the witch-hunts.
- “Las Hurdes: Tierra Sin Pan” (1933), (English language: Land Without Bread or Unpromised Land) is a 27-minute-long documentary film directed by Luis Buñuel and co-produced by Buñuel and Ramon Acin. The narration was written by Buñuel, Rafael Sanchez Ventura, and Pierre Unik, with cinematography by Eli Lotar. The film focuses on the Las Hurdes region of Spain, the mountainous area around the town La Alberca, and the intense poverty of its occupants. Buñuel, who made the film after reading the ethnographic study Las Jurdes: étude de géographie humaine (1927) by Maurice Legendre, took a Surrealist approach to the notion of the anthropological expedition. The result was a travelogue in which the narrator’s extreme (indeed, exaggerated) descriptions of human misery of Las Hurdes contrasts with his flat and uninterested manner.
- “F for Fake” (1974), an Orson Welles film documenting/embellishing/fabricating information about "fakery" in general and about the famous "fakers" Elmyr de Hory and Clifford Irving.

by Jrskow July 16, 2011

dating with documentation

When a man loves a woman so much it forces her to get a restraining order.

Darrell is in a dating with documentation relationship with Nicole.

by Big Deal69 March 1, 2017

Documental

Of, relating to or suffering from anxiety over the use and/or storage of documents.

Not trusting anyone else, Brad collected everyone's passports and boarding passes as soon as they got though airport security. I can't believe how documental he has become.

After triple checking the location of the theater tickets, Ann remarked that Ken was getting a bit documental.

by Susan C February 21, 2009