69 Dilemma

The eternal question- a 6 face and 9 body or a 9 face and a 6 body?

Dude I faced the 69 dilemma last night. Somehow I banged both though.

by ScorcherPanda May 25, 2014

dimension-dilemma

It’s enhypens first full album dimension-dilemma

Have you heard of enhypen’s new full album.

Yes, I’ve already bought the album dimension-dilemma

by Engene October 13, 2021

the prompto dilemma

When you've fallen in love with your best friend, but have to erase your feelings for fear of said friend feeling awkward about your having taken an interest in them.

"After so much time spent together and so many adventures, dudebro 1 was faced with The Prompto Dilemma whenever he was around dudebro 2."

by DarthCoder April 19, 2018

prisoner's dilemma

The uncomfortable but ultimate acceptance of another dude farting at a the urinal while you're in the bathroom. You can't claim that it's an inappropriate place to fart, so you just gotta deal with it.

I was faced with the prisoner's dilemma right before my big interview at the company's headquarters.

by Ae5Ea8 May 19, 2016

Midnight dilemma

Late at night at around 12-4AM, The internal conflict on whether to go and piss, or stay in your nice warm bed.

Eric woke up at 3 in the morning and had a midnight dilemma.

by GABE NEWELL HAS MADE EP3! September 18, 2011

the queer dilemma

When someone is so attractive that you don't know whether you want to be them or be on them--a common experience among queer people.

Tegan: Have you seen the person in our gender studies class with the incredible hair and floral doc martens? I can't tell if I want to emulate their style or make out with them.
Leisha: I know, right? A classic example of the queer dilemma...

by Quemma May 18, 2014

chinamans dilemma

The chinaman's dilemma is wether or not it would be wise to capture and consume all of the shrimp in the world if one was able to. The dilemma is between the choice of instant and immense gratification (eating all the shrimp) or factoring in the long run and sustaining the shrimp population, resulting in eating less shrimp but for a longer time.

I have this whole pizza all to myself and I can eat it all tonight or save some for tomorrow. This is a real chinamans dilemma.

by Tomcatbernz September 12, 2013