When you are out in public and have to poop really bad but you are headed home soon. Do you A. Poop in public restroom. Or B. try to hold it till you get home
You are at a bar finishing up last call with friends and have to poop. You then try to decide if you hold it until you get home or go in the bar restroom. You turn to your friend and say " I have a poop dilemma."
by Jmelon October 05, 2013
When someone smokes a lot of marijuana in combination with any kind of alcohol and pukes forever at the end of the night.
Drigh-Drunk and high
Drigh-Drunk and high
Yoo last night i smoked so much bud and drank like 6 beers. I got drigh as fuck when I got home I had a drigh dilemma and had to clean my toilet 11 times.
by Master Dudley July 23, 2012
When you've fallen in love with your best friend, but have to erase your feelings for fear of said friend feeling awkward about your having taken an interest in them.
"After so much time spent together and so many adventures, dudebro 1 was faced with The Prompto Dilemma whenever he was around dudebro 2."
by DarthCoder September 08, 2017
The uncomfortable but ultimate acceptance of another dude farting at a the urinal while you're in the bathroom. You can't claim that it's an inappropriate place to fart, so you just gotta deal with it.
I was faced with the prisoner's dilemma right before my big interview at the company's headquarters.
by Ae5Ea8 May 04, 2016
When someone is so attractive that you don't know whether you want to be them or be on them--a common experience among queer people.
Tegan: Have you seen the person in our gender studies class with the incredible hair and floral doc martens? I can't tell if I want to emulate their style or make out with them.
Leisha: I know, right? A classic example of the queer dilemma...
Leisha: I know, right? A classic example of the queer dilemma...
by Quemma April 05, 2014
Late at night at around 12-4AM, The internal conflict on whether to go and piss, or stay in your nice warm bed.
by GABE NEWELL HAS MADE EP3! September 18, 2011
The chinaman's dilemma is wether or not it would be wise to capture and consume all of the shrimp in the world if one was able to. The dilemma is between the choice of instant and immense gratification (eating all the shrimp) or factoring in the long run and sustaining the shrimp population, resulting in eating less shrimp but for a longer time.
I have this whole pizza all to myself and I can eat it all tonight or save some for tomorrow. This is a real chinamans dilemma.
by Tomcatbernz September 11, 2013