Dicking market

the list of qualified women that your penis can enter in a specified geographic area

"Valdez, there are 7.6 women per male in your dicking market."

by Bob Dole 007 October 20, 2011

dick dialing

The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.

I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.

by blaatzDB July 10, 2009

Widow-Dicking

In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.

"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"

Widow-Dicking

by buckeye02 September 18, 2012

baby dicking around

While wasting time or not being productive, doing an immature act that ruins the enjoyment for others.

We were having fun at the club, until Scott started baby dicking around and got us all kicked out.

by RichChigga July 19, 2016

Wolf Dicking

While aggressively have sex with a woman doggy style, you start howling loudly like a wolf right before you're about to ejaculate.

I thought there were wolves in the back yard but it ended up being my roommate Tucker giving some slut a good Wolf Dicking!

by Z-N-A November 4, 2017

Shell-Dicking

The act of evicting a turtle from his home shell via backend penetration such that one's penis becomes the new inhabitant of said shell.

Shell-dicking:
I'd like to shell-dick Yertle the Turtle.
That turtle didn't pay his rent, so I had to shell-dick his ass to the street.

by Auriman May 21, 2018

drunk dialing

The act of calling someone whilst being intoxicated. This is a VERY BAD idea. These calls are usually made to someone of the opposite sex or a relative. Can generally result in break ups, make ups or throwing up.

Maria and I were out and she tried drunk dialing. But, I told her that friends don't let friends dial drunk.

by smart_drinker December 15, 2008