Deutsch Disease

A 24 hour to 7 day ailment due to excessive deutsching (smoking and/or drinking) over a short period of time. Symptoms are sore throat, loss of voice, mild headache and nausea, and black lung among others. Typically necessitates that the patient takes a few days off from deutsching, or takes a long Power Nap and pops a Celsius before returning.

-Yo, I’m having the boys over tonight for march maddy, tryna pu?
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.

by Cactus657 March 14, 2023

Deutschlandgeschwindigkeit

To complete a task in an unnecessarily slow and complicated manner.

Q: Hey, John are you going to clean the bathroom?
A: Sure, Deutschlandgeschwindigkeit!

by jamako June 2, 2023

deutschebag

A Euro (preferably a German) who gets all snooty about how much better / more artistic / more well-crafted things are back on the Continent than over here (US, Canada, hell - England can play along too!).

Uwe can't drink a Blue without going on a diatribe about how much better his precious Warsteiner is - what a deutschebag!

by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

Duts

someone that is stupid or a shorter way of saying stupid

you are such a duts

by Latino Heat31 August 3, 2010

Deutschbag

A German-male who thinks they know it all and lets everyone around them know it. He will typically offend everyone he mets.

I have a coworker that is German, he is such a deutschbag. I can't stand him.

by KaptainSkinBoat December 4, 2010

DUTS

A mixture of dick and nuts

leave my duts alone you f**king bitch

by ess thuga April 19, 2006

Deutschbag

A word used to describe an arrogant dick of German origin or descent. Deutsch is a literall translation of the word German...in German. And bag derives from the English name "douchebag" making the compound word "Deutschbag". The same thing as a douchebag but only applicable to Germans. A typical Deutschbag bashes Americans every chance they get but seems to forget how Eurotrashy they really are.

Hans: "You Americans are so stupid. You poke your noses into everyone else's business around the world
Ryan: Says the country that started to world wars, Deutschbag"

by Andreas Streibern December 2, 2013