The Sleepy Dewey

When one is struggling with falling asleep, they will masturbate while digitally penetrating their rectum. Subsequently upon coming to fruition, smell the finger utilizing the pheromones to help them fall asleep.
"I have been struggling to fall asleep, I think I might have to try 'The Sleepy Dewey' tonight....
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Dewey Decibel System

A calibrated scale of sound-pressure-level used to measure the degree of ambient noise inside a library. Named after the infamous Thomas E. Dewey and his thunderously-cacophonous presidential campaign against Harry Truman.
The noise-level that's acceptable for inside a library is no more than 35dB on the Dewey Decibel System .
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Dewey Brown

Hey man, can you hit up this rest area? I Dewey Brown a brewin’!
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anthony james dewey

girl: do yk anthony james dewey
man: no
girl: HOW?! hes the best
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Dewey

A person who will constantly tell you to get serious, and one who uses 'serious' in everyday language.
The Dewey of the class said to his immature classmates: "Seriously guys, seriously."
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Dewey Decimal Piss-On

We see a nerd at the library reading a book, so you go over and piss on them.
LOL THERE GOES A NERD READING CHARLOTTES WEB, LETS GO DEWEY DECIMAL PISS-ON THEM.
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