damned if you do, damned if you don't

you're screwed either way.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't join the military during Vietnam. There was a war draft.

by Adrian May 10, 2006

science damn it

An interjection used to express anger, annoyance, disgust, or dismay. The options are really limitless. Used in the same situations that "god damn it" would be found, but is more acceptable for the secular crowd. From the creationism episode of south park.

Greg: I can't believe it, the Bears actually are in the Superbowl this year.
Bitter Jets Fan: Science damn it!!

by The Legendary Ironwood January 26, 2007

gah damn

A non-sinful way to say God Damn. By replacing the od in God and putting ah instead so you do not use the Lords name in vein, and the sinful gilt will not be present.

Gah Damn this joint fiyaa man

by aka_yaboy778 April 26, 2015

Damn Bro You Got The Whole Squad Laughing

This is what you say when someone in your friend group says something unfunny

Chris: "I had sex with Joe Mama last night
Josh: " Damn Bro You Got The Whole Squad Laughing

by Eternal Bleeding February 26, 2021

ih damn

A modified, sort of street-talk way of saying "damn."

Usually said with some attitude or spunk (generally by girls with an edgy/pseudo-street-attitude). Sometimes said with a Latina accent and an "mmmm hmmmm" sort of look/gesture.

--> Other spellings include Edamn.

{{A group of high school juniors discuss college plans}}

Teacher, "Aaron, how about you - any thoughts on college?"
Aaron, "Yeah, I've been pretty set on Emory for awhile now."
Molly, "Ih Damn! Like you been thinkin about college for three years!"

by ProliferateSchultz November 7, 2006

hot damn

1) an exclamation of astonishment or approval

1) hot damn! this room is full of stank.
2) you got 150% on the essay? hot damn!

by LINE February 15, 2003

Just Damn.

A response, when something you've seen or you've heard is beyond description. It could be good, bad or indifferent.

The late Royal Marshal coined this phrase and all credit goes straight to him.

You college rivals football team scores a td on a last second Hail Mary to win the game....Just Damn.

You're in Vegas and you hit the one arm bandit for $5 million. Just Damn.

You get pulled over by the cops doing 80 in a 65. Just Damn.

by Royal Lancer November 12, 2011