D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F

Do I look like I give two fucks?

Angie: Everyone hates me Sherry, it's not fair. People tease me for being ugly and awkward, I just hate my life.
Sherry: D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F.

by Philoctetes23 December 25, 2019

D.I.C.K.

This what Infantrymen in the US military are call. It means Dedicated Infantry Combat Killer.

MP: Hey D.I.C.K., ready to pull some security for my convoy?

DICK: Roger that sergeant.

by NicaCop June 14, 2008

D.I.Y

When one feels the need to excrete in a humerous manner.

John: Well, im gunna go carve that stool.
Paul:I didn't know you could carve furniture...are you into D.I.Y?
John:.....Moron....

by Jagonxero1 November 6, 2009

d.i.t.

Dyke In Training ,tomboy,baby dyke, a young girl who hasn't discovered she's gay yet,hasn't found her niche.Usually found in girls school sports.

Hey, at volleyball practice I saw a couple of d.i.t.'s checking out the our lady coach...

by Sue J. May 27, 2006

D.I.N.K.U.M

Acronym for Double Income, No Kids, Unbelievable Mortgage. Describes young hard-working marrieds (or a pair of faggots) who are deferring having children whilst they plough all their money into a very large housing loan. See also D.I.N.K.

Look at that huge mansion; a couple of D.I.N.K.U.M s there.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

D.I.M.P.

A popular acronym for "DVD In My Pants". A recent absurd saying used when talking about movies one loves.

"Ichi the Killer was such a great movie. DVD In My Pants!"

by Qram September 14, 2005

D.I.A

To screw one again. Do It Again(D.I.A)

Hot Chick walks by Person 1 says to Person 2, Would You D.I.A it? Person 2 says "Yes, shes defiantly a DIA'er

by The Truth282 October 30, 2010