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cybershenanigans

Cybershenanigans is a computer term for non-coders that can be used in any sentence involving nation state cyber warfare, particularly nation states with 15 or more intelligence gathering agencies.
Donald Trump hasn't said which intelligence agencies participated in the cybershenanigans that made it look like a Trump Tower server was communicating with Russian banks, but Steve Bannon says whoever did is going to prison.
by chicswank March 7, 2017
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Cyberchondriac

Someone who uses popular social networking site Facebook to openly discuss their health issues / fights with their partner / dramas at work / how fat they are / take a swipe at someone else / whinge about life / announce they're grieving a loss / generally be emo.

Their whingy shit usually takes up a whole bunch of screen space and is generally a repetitive bore to read.
Girl 1: Wow, Amy has become such a cyberchondriac lately, all her status updates are about her wanting attention!
Amy is feelin sick today.. runny nose, headache, flu, dont wanna get outta bed, hatin life since my friend died - gonna miss U bro... still gotta go to work though wow Im such a trooper!

Girl 2: I know! Im so sick of Jess whinging about how fat she is...
Jess is so ova bein so fat!!!
by urbanfan1 September 24, 2009
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Cyber Shot

You are miles away from your pals, so you do a shot with a friend(s) through a social media app.
Sorry I couldn't make it! Get on Snapchat for a cyber shot!
by Return Of The Mack March 11, 2017
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cybershacking

cybershacking: (verb, to cybershack)

1. To n00bify.
2. to make lame, super commercialised and suitable for inexperienced gamers and for 'dabblers', by adding a fake blond wannabe gamer-chick to an established game show line-up.
- verb based on the name of very commercialised video game show and website "Cybershack".
"we aren't cybershacking ourselves" - As said by the Sydney producer of ABC show "GoodGame".
by Mullet-fake-blond-lame-chick November 6, 2009
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cyberholic

He is a cyberholic, he is online 12 hours a day.
by Paul and David March 10, 2004
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cyberhobo

A cyberhobo works and travels around like a regular hobo, but rides around for free on the net instead of hopping trains.
The dot-commer turned cyberhobo when the bubble burst.
by dk December 27, 2004
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cyberchondriac

Someone who is convinced that anything that goes wrong with their PC is a result of the newest computer virus. Whether or not they have any information at all to justify this claim.

The common household cyberchondriac is just a retard that doesn't know how to use their computer... And tells themselves (and others) that it is due to "the viruses".

A common misdiagnosis of Cyberchondria is in regards to someone who is simply paranoid and thinks their computer always has viruses. This is incorrect. A simple way to differentiate is that cyberchondriacs only believe they have viruses in regards to the functionality, usability, or otherwise mechanical well being of their PC. A paranoid person always thinks they have viruses regardless if their machine is appearing to work without incidence.
(Joe's computer starts going crazy when he clicks on something)
Rob: "What did you just do?"
Joe: "I don't know," (<--- take note of that phrase) "but my computer keeps going crazy. It's probably because of some new virus."
Bob: "Really?"
(Joe stares forward into space with a blank look on his face that only serves to reveal the absence of any intelligent fraction of a brain, and an IQ below 70.)
Rob: (Whispers to Bob) "It's okay, he's just a cyberchondriac."
by mxysptlik October 3, 2009
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