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dot-commer 

1. An online shit-talker, who brazenness ends where his keyboard does. One who will not actually confront an adversary in real life, but will instead attack anonymously (see: formspring) or from an incredibly far distance, likely from another state, or perhaps even further than that.

2. One who gives the illusion of grandeur, wealth, influence, or popularity online, who is actually the opposite IRL.

3. One who gains popularity or influence via internet networking sites, but nowhere else.
"I'm so sick of this asshole who keeps insulting me on formspring...."
"Chill, dude, it's just some pussyass dot-commer, just tell him you'll trace his IP address and he'll fuck right off."
dot-commer by sand69 April 15, 2010
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dot-commer 

A poor sap with delusions of granduer who works 80-hour weeks at a dot com.
The dot-commer kept bragging about his impressive stock options
dot-commer by dk December 27, 2004

dot commerce 

Dot Commerce refers to activity within the technology market sector, and specifically refers to commercial activities conducted via the Internet or other electronic means. Dot Commerce can also refer to transactions between technology companies (i.e., "dot coms").
With the merger of the two struggling dot coms, analyists predict that dot commerce will be dominated by a few key players.

dot commerce by Gene July 10, 2003

dot commerce 

"Amazon.com deals in a lot of dot commerce daily."
dot commerce by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003

dot commerce 

This is a stupid buzzword made up by the media on the grounds they believe it sounds trendy.
dot commerce entrepreneuers found shares down this week according to the latest FT ...

dot commerce 

1. A popular scam that peaked in the mid-to-late 90s. The fundamental premise was that having a web page magically made money appear out of thin air.

2. A derisive term for a place of business.
1. I don't need to have a product to make money, I run a dot commerce business!

2. He says he was a CEO? Yeah, sure, of a dot commerce company.
dot commerce by GrouchySmurf July 10, 2003
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murderhobo 

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