Curling

Unlike what the other asshole said,a curling game consists of two four player teams, and the object is to have your rock the closest to the pin after sliding it from one end of the ice to the other, the skip tells the sweepers to sweep or not to sweep, and sweeping drags the rock further, and holds line. Curling is a game of skill, and accuracy and most games are won by centimetres. And by the way, The united states have a mens team, a womens, team, a junior mens team, and a junior womens team, You ignorant fuckhead, to think that someone can actually criticise a sport that they know absolutely nothing about, bravo dickhead you just embarrassed your country by being such a fuckoff.

Wow this guy is a real ignorant fuckhead! He cant even give a proper definition for curling!

by Justin April 12, 2004

blunt curling

Rolling a blunt

Yo, I'm on the Olympic Blunt Curling Team. Nobody smokes more than me...

by Thesselonious February 18, 2011

california curling iron

When a girl doesn't have a dildo on her so she goes to the bathroom and uses a curling iron instead

The SFA chick uses a California Curling iron in her dorm room.

by BBQpringle May 6, 2015

Qbert cursing

A chain of distorted swear words coming out of one's mouth when in extreme agony.

Based on a true event.

Me: Heard a noise, jumped out of bed and stubbed my little to toe with quite some force against the bottom part of the door. The pain was so intense I started Qbert cursing.

by Justin1967 November 8, 2020

Curling

When a person's personality is so dead (uninteresting, boring) that you would rather watch curling (the "sport").

"I stopped talking to Alex because he was so curling."

by aaslk September 20, 2018

curring

to put your freshly harvest marijuana flowers into jars with leds on top and place them in a nice cool dark place. once every few days left the tops off to dry the buds without loosing the precious THC within and bring out the true flavor of the planet when smoked.

i was curring this blueberry for about 3weeks, notice it tastes 100 times better than open air, sun dried shit plus it's diffently some one hitter quiter shit!

by x December 5, 2003

Curling

its like fucking gladiator!!!

whoa, that fight was like MOTHER FUCKING curling.

by YOURMOTHERINYOURBED January 16, 2009