cuntitis

a person who makes themselves known for all the wrong reasons, appears to be attention seeking and usually lies to gain sympathy and adoration. a disease for cunts

"i knew a girl once"
"what was she like?"
"very nice until i realised she has cuntitis"

by noodlethot August 10, 2014

cuntpipe

Annoying cretinous oaf.

Nick, you are such a cuntpipe.

by Barney G April 1, 2003

fuck cuntit

an all purpose phase for when you find it difficult to choose between fuck it and cunt. suitable for many situations

arrrrggg "fuck CUNTit" you is a dirty minga!

by clit mcgee January 13, 2005

cuntpatty

a patty made of cunts- A deragatory name for somebody male or female, similar to a cuntpatty/

Zoe called me a cuntnugget, so I called her a cuntpatty.


stop being such a cuntpatty and give me the phone!

by DanielleFromTheBus January 30, 2009

Cuntpipe

Not a nice person

You cuntpipe

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

cuntitis

when ur best friend is a cunt and wont stop being a lil cunt

"my bff has cuntitis for being a cunt for so long"

by dickmunchertwothousand June 2, 2015

Cuntitis

When you're significant other continuously acts like a cunt

Brandon had a severe case of cuntitis since even the sound of his wife's voice seemed to agitate him.

by whyareunvs May 14, 2017