Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.

"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."

by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010

Cuntastrophy

Crazy person who is also a cunt. Non-gender specific.

What a cuntastrophy.

by Rey Shmee October 21, 2018

Dirty cuntastrophy

The act of eating a used condom out of the vagina after the woman had an affair.

Last night I went down on Debbie and had a dirty cuntastrophy.

by Justspeakinfrumexperience March 10, 2021

Codtastrophe

When something really bad happens in Call of Duty that causes you to lose the game.

Player 1: "Yeah I just got a lightning strike we can win this now"
Player 2: "Yeaaaaah you just killed your whole team and we lost this is a codtastrophe"

by TRISKIT89 September 7, 2013

comtastrophe

A communications catastrophe.

When the state representative posted half naked pictures to his instagram it was a comtastrophe when the media picked it up.

by BlindRef February 5, 2014

Catastrophe

The First Canonical God in Riley's Dream Tales. Often a burnt scrotum, Catastrophe will do anything to be neutral.

Riley: I'm Catastrophe
Calamity: Welcome back, Catastrophe

by Layton, Hershel April 6, 2021

Caltastrophe

Basically Catastrophe but if you insert the name Cal infront of it, so it is used in the same scenarios but centred around this one person. Can only be used properly by anyone named Cal.

"The fact that there are only six sausage rolls instead of seven sausage rolls is quite a Caltastrophe!!!!"

by Cal_The_Dumb_Bitch May 30, 2022