cunch

The plastic lip on an inflatable tube.

"Grandma, put your mouth on my cunch and blow up my tubes."

by B-doggage September 5, 2007

Cuncle

An Uncle who is a cunt....there is always one in the family (Adam)

My cuncle is coming over today

by Tooomx July 23, 2010

cunch

A late morning meal that combines a late coffee break with early lunch, and perhaps other activities. Cunch can only occur if morning coffee break was missed and lunch is not taken after.

Hey Shannon, we missed coffee break, let's go grab cunch.

by Cunch Master January 13, 2011

Cunch

A Cunch is a piece of clothing that combines a poncho, and bottoms; usually pants rather than shorts. A Cunch can be made in male, and female shapes and colours, and is a new fashion statement of 2010.

CunchPonchoPants

by xLumpy 69x October 7, 2010

cuncher

A cuncher is someone who is to chicken shit to have sex with his roomate so he jerks off alone every night.

Cody walks into his dimly lit bathroom and finds his roomate exotically playing with her dildo. He freaks out and runs to his room and finds himself pulling out his flacid penis and jerks off all over his teddy bear. This is a cuncher. sadly a cuncher....

by Razr ramone May 17, 2006

cunch

cunt-crunch

After chugging the last of my Pepsi can, I cunched it and put it in the recycling bin.

by RayJayyy January 16, 2013

cuncbag

another word for dickbag, balls, scrotum, or testicles.

"Stop being such a cuncbag!"

by Conor H. October 6, 2008