cumquat

The act of masterbating.. very quietly.

"I was playing with myself under the sheets at my parents home so i had to kumquat."

by mEEf January 18, 2004

cumquat

Noun. The name for an african-american's twat.

"Shaniqua has such a dark cumquat, that I couldn't see it in the night."

by Queen LaQueefa April 1, 2007

Cum quad

The male equivalent of a “Karen”. One whose wife wears the pants in the relationship and has a bigger set of balls. A man with a giant pussy in place of his missing testicles.

Brad has been a real cum quad today. Must be his time of the month.

by Douchealot September 14, 2020

cumquat

What you say when you make a mistake while reading

"then the smelly chereeese, oh cumquat"

by Jordan eva May 15, 2005

cumquat

while hiting if from behind
you place a bowl of fruit on the womans back
and while going at it savor the fruit
and when finished maybe she'd like a banana?

may also be called the "chiquita"

Jim: dang i was so hungry me and latika did a cumquat
i ate 5 apples off that dirty whore.
Joe: didnt she have anal warts?

by MR.t! October 6, 2006

Cumquat

A black curly haired girl from Philadelphia, who says water (wha-ter)like wader (wha-der)who loves ears, runs unknownly,and has had a bad experience with a football.

Cumquat with never play football again.

by Chris M. M October 20, 2008

cumquat

the female version of a blumpkin. A guy will eat a girl out while she is taking a dump.

dude, i gave this girl a cumquat and i threw up everywhere.

by johnnychimpo May 11, 2008