Cummer

“Cummer” is another term for the male penis. It is only able to cum and pee. At least that’s what the girls know about it’s functionality.

Dr. - “Damn, you really banged it up this time!”
Licensed cummer - “You know me doc, I get crazy.”
Dr. - “Take better care of your cummer, you only get one.”
Licensed Cummer - “No.”

by Whispering_sweet_nothings September 18, 2020

Cummer

Someone who ejaculates inside of summer.

Josh: bro look! We just got to the beach, and there’s already a cummer!

by Th3G4m3r0441c4l March 28, 2024

cummer

Thee who cums excesively. Periodt

Joe youre such a cummer!!

by January 31, 2022

All Cummer's Eve

All Cummer's Eve is the day before December 1st. The final day of No Nut November.

Person 1: Hey, aren't you glad that No Nut November is almost over?

Person 2: Yeah, it is All Cummer's Eve.

by WarvyGarvy November 02, 2023

cummer bummer

When you cum on someone's ass or butt

Jessica: did you just give me a cummer bummer?
Jake: I most defiantly did Jessica.

by fuzzyballs42069 February 27, 2023

cummere

When texting, its used to tell the other person to come here to have sex, thus the term cummere.

CHICK: IM JUST AT HOME BORED, AND HORNY.
DUDE: OKAY CUMMERE

CA

by masteralexander September 27, 2015

Oklahoma city cummer

When you kill 350 people including over 100 children while having sex

Timothy McVeiny gave me the Oklahoma City cummer last night.

by Timothy McVeiny July 31, 2023