by MattKV July 2, 2008
Get the Veal Cutlet mug.the sexiest vampire of all time in the twilight saga. brother of Edward Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale, and Alice Cullen. Strong muscular vampire:D
by cheyenne cullen January 19, 2009
Get the emmett cullen mug.The oldest virgin in the world, being 108 years old. A vampire that was thought of as gay until he fell for the freaky, socially awkward, ugly, pale girl, that smells like freesia and he always want to kill to taste her sweet blood,that he stalked and watched her sleep for about four months before they became a couple.(I don't know he still seems gay to me.) He sparkles in the sunlight and can run really fast and like read your thoughts.
by noellewashere March 10, 2009
Get the Edward Cullen mug.A whiny teenager that's stupid enough to let a vampire fall in love with her, then fuck her and make her pregnant with his freaky spawn. I mean, how the hell can he have sperm if his body is frozen in time!
by Remus Lupin's god-daughter June 26, 2009
Get the Bella Cullen/Swan mug.Girl 1: I wish Edward Cullen was my boyfriend... *sigh*
Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?
Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?
by Spectacular. July 19, 2009
Get the Edward Cullen mug.A 108 year old virgin that's the second main character in the Twilight saga. He sparkles in the sun, is a abusive to his "mate" (the bitch known as Bella Swan), and is overly lovey-dovey and boring. Many Twilight fangirls think he's hot, but he makes sane people want to vomit. He claims to be a vampire, but since vampires don't sparkle, he's most likely some species of gay fairy.
Twilight Fangirl: I want to marry Edward Cullen! Don't you?
Sane Person: Sorry, I don't do sparkly retards.
Sane Person: Sorry, I don't do sparkly retards.
by JadeHeartOfFire March 21, 2009
Get the Edward Cullen mug.Girls named collette are fucking hot as hell.
they have a pretty smile
gorgeous eyes
kickin curves
fine ass
they know what they want and get it
and they're great friends
they have a pretty smile
gorgeous eyes
kickin curves
fine ass
they know what they want and get it
and they're great friends
guy1:Damn did you see that chick?
guy2:No who was it?
guy1:It was Collette
guy2:oh damn that girl is fine and she got a nice ass too!
guy2:No who was it?
guy1:It was Collette
guy2:oh damn that girl is fine and she got a nice ass too!
by kdsurfer October 21, 2009
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