Crabsolutely

When you absolutely have crabs.

Karen: Um...Jim...Do you have crabs?
Jim: Crabsolutely!

by SmilesMcGee January 31, 2009

CurbsideDuckling

An underage prostitute duck.

"Quack," said CurbsideDuckling.

by MercuryKitten February 2, 2003

Cubs

A professional baseball team from the city of Chicago. The Cubs are known for their consistent losing and their loyal fans.
The only people more obsessed with the Cubs than their incredibly loyal fans are the "fans" of the Chicago White Sox.

White Sox "fan": If the Cubs lose, then I'm happy.

by TTH1 October 9, 2008

Crabs

A parasite that lives in the pubic hair. The only cure is to shave off half of the pubic hair, light the other half on fire and stab the little bastards with an ice pick when they come running out.

"I got rid of those crabs but these scars will never heal"

by MoraLes April 9, 2006

curbstomping

To severely injure someone by making them byte the curb and then kicking the back of their head

You are sentenced to death by curbstomping.

(also seen in "American History X")

by Vlad_C March 13, 2009

How to get rid of Crabs

The way to get rid of crabs. To get rid of crabs first you must shave one half of your pubic hair. Then take a bottle of liquor and saturate the remaining pubic hair. Then you must take a hand full of sand and sprinkle it on the shaved side. The crabs will then proceed to get drunk, come out of the forest and throw rocks at each other.

Shane looked up on the internet how to get rid of crabs and found that you must get a bottle of Jack Daniels, a handful of sand, and a razor..............

by Brian Eli George July 16, 2008

Chicago Cubs

Despite their consistant lack of success, a team that's hard to hate. Sold out every home game for over the past 10 years, and has a reputation for having good pitchers that are constantly hurt. A wonderful team to love with a great stadium, however unsucessful since 1908

Did you hear Kerry Wood of the Chicago Cubs is hurt?

No, but what else is new

by bankok June 20, 2006