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Cryptocurrency

a stupid piece 'o' doodoo money that nobody uses because nobody knows who the anonymous creator crybaby is. what an idiot and chicken.
Cryptocurrency is so dumb
by JazzyBag YT May 25, 2022
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Cryptocurrency

Thinly veiled subtext, passive-aggressive language, or ambiguity masquerading as an equivalent to honest dialog. A bid, exchange, or transaction made by utilizing cryptic comments and/or camouflaged questions meant to conceal one’s true meaning. Commonly used to express sentiments too cutting, self-revealing, or vulnerable to say outright. An indirect medium of communication given, received, or transacted post-conversion from its original, more transparent currency, with an exchange-rate that varies based on intention. The motive and personal truth/truths; offered by an individual, accepted by individuals, or adopted by a group; hidden in language.
“That cute guy I met at the new coffee bar downtown asked me if my boyfriend was a coffee snob too, and I told him that I sadly don’t have one of those right now, but the cryptocurrency was obviously that we’re into each other.”

“Can we quit the ‘scheduling conflict’ cryptocurrency and just admit that you aren’t sure how you feel about me and that’s confusing so now I don’t trust you?”

“Oh my god, the cryptocurrency in all three of Richard Linklater’s ‘Before Trilogy’ is so frustratingly well-written, it makes me want to yell at the characters to just spit it out already!”

“Friend, his text responses are ambiguous af and it isn’t your job to decipher his cryptocurrency. Like John Mayer says, ‘Say what you need to say,’ or shut-up.”

“He went on for 20 minutes about how he is in between projects right now but that he has some really exciting stuff in the works, so his cryptocurrency is likely that he doesn’t have a job.”

“Just be safe tonight, it’s not that I’m worried, I’d just be really sad if you weren’t around to eat half of my every meal after you’ve just told me you weren’t hungry.” “I’m sorry, we don’t accept that cryptocurrency at this bank...but I love you too.”
by They Call Me Sunshine May 14, 2021
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CryptoClouds

CryptoClouds is a non-stop orginization support each other while making NFTS
Person 1: Ever heard of CryptoClouds?

Person 2: Yes, they make NFTS!
by mxrgan2717181 February 15, 2022
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Cryptoclitoris

Something that Radish_Girl will show you if you send her Bitcoin.
The market was up after Elon Musk chose Radish_Girl's Cryptoclitoris as his preferred stimulation package.
by Cherubadubdub March 15, 2023
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crypticery

The unspoken darkside of tomfoolery, communicated verbaly with mal-intent.
Telling someone they should go somewhere or do something and leading them to believe that something other than what transpires will happen.

Sheila just got Sam to totally go do that. That was some serious crypticery.
by MadEtcha November 19, 2011
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cryptosecurity

Because shares in the company gave rights to company profits, and the shares were traded on the block chain, Joan's coin was a cryptosecurity
by happy_clown_capital November 27, 2017
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cryptopeneur

A person who sets up a financial technology business or businesses, taking on financial risks in the hope of profit.
Daaaaamn, look at that fool, he be killin' it as cryptopeneur king of cascadia!
by __trumpet__ December 24, 2017
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