Crunkle Knunkle

A homosexual individual of a highly masculine nature. This individual is often French. Gay lord

Me: “Seb you’re a crunkle knunkle!!”
Seb (raising a cudgel above his head): “Don’t talk shit you pasty white fucker!! I’ll kill you and your whole redneck family!!”

by Darood McSansterm June 13, 2018

Crunkle

A crunk uncle, everyone has one.

"Who's that man by himself in the corner eating a raw hot dog?"
"Oh that's my Crunkle Keith"

by Cardi P September 10, 2018

crunkle dorfen

The sexual act of ripping your own penis off, or if it was ripped off beforehand, and (with power and effort) inserting it into your anus until it is lodged in completely and cannot be removed.

Dude, sorry if I am sitting funny I totally crunkle dorfened last night and I haven't taken a shit yet so it's still in my ass.

Fuck bro! I crunkle dorfened like a week ago and now all of my shit was building up in my ass and I totally had a volcano eruptanus this morning!

by CreatorAnym December 2, 2018

Crunkleposse

A social gathering of fine friends and stylish individuals at the Crunkleton cocktail bar

Y'all still out?

Yeah, we got a small crunkleposse going, c'mon over!

by MedDevil September 7, 2019

cruckle

Laughing on crack

cruckle:Laughing while on crack
Haha I'm cruckling because I'm chuckling at a joke while I'm high as shit off of some crack

by Your boi Mr.timtim/timmy/gonza September 16, 2019

Crunkle Dunk

The dipping of sweaty wet balls, in another mans gaping ass hole. This is done repeatedly, so It makes a sloshing wet slurping noise.

Hey Mat, yesterday I gave Tod a Crunkle Dunk, his asshole is still sopping wet from my sweaty balls.

by Strikegold August 23, 2021

Cruncle

1. A creepy uncle.

2. An uncle who gives off pervert vibes.

"Are you seeing your family over the holidays?'
"Yeah, but I'm kind of dreading it because my creepy uncle is gonna be there. He hugs weird for an uncle. Pretty sure he's a pedo."
"I hear ya, everyones got a cruncle."

by Darth Scarborough February 5, 2022