Crumbing

Picking up the "scraps" at the bar. Bottom of the barrel girls at the end of the night. Straight up uggos

Hey what's are you doing tonight? Oh I'm going out late and I'm crumbing!

by Bigsquirtnort August 29, 2017

Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

crumbling leaf

a smol bean who's life is a constant exisitential crisis

Griffer was a crumbling leaf by the age of 12

by chokempls April 6, 2017

Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

Or

Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017

Crumping

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim

When was the last time we had a good crumping

by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018

Chumling

When two gay men put one clear tube in each others ass at the same time and shit in it, they then take the tube out and blow in to an end each to try force the shit in to each others mouth. The first person to end up with a mouth full of shit loses.

Nathan Bath and Patrick Tasker heard about chumling so decided to spice things up in the bedroom and try it out for themselves. They both did it wrong and sucked instead of blew and both ended up with a mouth full of shit but they werent too worried because they both love the taste of each others asses.

by Lovell22 April 28, 2021

Crumbing

Someone not finishing a question but still asking it.

-Dude, @Cuptwost just tweeted "why do people"
-Yeah I know, she is crumbing again

by Bakanos May 27, 2021