cast iron chowder

An extremely viscous load of semen rich in ferrous iron that is attained by abstaining from sex for a long period of time and using a tantric stop and go technique to achieve maximum projectile velocity.

Supermanning your ho is so 2007... I exclusively practice cast iron chowder on my ho.

by Tommy Durdevic January 19, 2008

Kentwood Clam Chowder

The act of cumming in your hand and then going and slapping your friend in the face with it. Conceived and employed in Kentwood, MI

My friends didn't believe I nailed her so I had to give him a Kentwood Clam Chowder to prove it.

by FancyFeet Carter May 8, 2011

Chowder Cannon

A penis.

Quit playing with your chowder cannon you pervert.

by 5fingerSurprise March 11, 2009

chowder snake

a piece of shit person, neglectful parent, drug user, people that park in handicap spaces without authorization, or a drug dealer or any other lowlife person.

That guy on the corner selling weed to 11 year olds is a fucking chowder snake.

by Jaw bless Busker May 18, 2016

Body Chowder

Smegma, body cheese, or any other fowl, reeking, ooze collected upon a body from lack of personal hygiene

Guy no.1 “fuck man, what’s that funk?”

Guy no.2 “Todd hasn’t showered in like a week, ya boy’s brewin a mean bowl of body chowder”

by Spumoni June 15, 2018

salty clam chowder

Dip your sweaty testicles into some clam chowder to make it extra salty.

Man 1: This customer is being rude af

Man 2: You should serve them some salty clam chowder
Man 1: Dude fuck yea

by ClappingCheeks69 April 12, 2022

New England Clam Chowder

A meal that was bestowed unto man by the gods. The best thing to come in a can (after chees-whiz, of course). Yummy little bits of clam suspended among hunks of potatoes by delicious gravy. It's good right out of the can.

Gary: Hey I'm going to the grocery store. You want me to get you anything while I'm there?

Phil: Yeah, get me a couple of cans of New England Clam Chowder.

by Fat & Furious January 9, 2014