The act of procrastinating on a cosplay(s) and only having a short amount of time to finish it because you found other things to distract you.
by gothiTOME June 6, 2018
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I escort I ordered last night was so hot, I had to do it right there on the floor when she came in and went straight into the crouching soldier when I saw her stick her thick booty up in the air.
by JasonJohnHorn July 2, 2009
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a child may mistake an armadillo for a rabbit from a distance. hence, instead of a furry rabbit, it is a crunchy bunny.
by AmandaSue December 2, 2005
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by Wright247 March 28, 2009
Get the Crunch Cornered mug.1) Any music played at a club or party that make the crowd go crazy with excitement
2) Beats that make even the most wore out person get jacked
3) Songs with bass hits that make your chest rattle
Definitions come from random explanations of various parties and clubs people come from where the music causes temporary deafness. Also can be from dance parties where the dancing is so crazy you practically have to use protection to prevent pregnancy.
2) Beats that make even the most wore out person get jacked
3) Songs with bass hits that make your chest rattle
Definitions come from random explanations of various parties and clubs people come from where the music causes temporary deafness. Also can be from dance parties where the dancing is so crazy you practically have to use protection to prevent pregnancy.
by Sober_J_Bone March 30, 2011
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by meepermatson July 9, 2011
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My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.
by Shel_TR February 6, 2009
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