Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."

by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011

crossroads

A point in your life where you don't know what the fuck to do.

From the crossroads to my doorstep, my eyey they begin to fade.

"I'm at a crossroads in my life"

by golrilla December 13, 2003

star-crossed lovers

To be doomed within a relationship,
To be opposed by fate is to be a star crossed lover

Romeo and Juliet are perfect examples of star crossed lovers

by Axe whielding Maniac September 3, 2003

crossed swords

When 2 dudes have a threesome with a girl and their dicks inadvertently touch.

I'm totally freaked out. Last night, JJ and I had a threesome with that hood rat Cicely and we crossed swords. Does that mean I'm gay?

by Bif Loman April 8, 2006

crossdresstitute

A person (usually male) who cross dresses for money.

Mike came in drag and got $50. What a crossdresstitute.

by mike9843 June 21, 2007

crossroads

One of the Top 10 best Bone Thugs N Harmony songs ever made :)

See you at the crossroads so you won't be loneeeellllyyyy...

by darkmyst June 26, 2006

Crossroads

Los Angles Private School which is more like a Ditch where students do their school work. Also half the the students breath art even though they are about as artistic as a rat.

Guy 1: "Do you go to crossroads?"
Guy 2: "No, Why?"
Guy 1: "Oh, it's just that your art sucks."

by TheSwagmaster76 August 1, 2013