crooked mile

When you're stumbling drunk and the slightest distance becomes a journey.

The crooked mile to the parking lot took ten minutes for a twenty yard walk.

by Ignatius Strangelove January 19, 2008

Crozoe

A person who lies constantly in order to either make themselves look 'cool' or to get attention. The person generally has low self esteem and is fat and emo.

"Dude, I banged this hot chick at work"
"I'm so high right now"
"Stop being a Crozoe!"

by Perki April 8, 2009

Crooked Dick

A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.

Dude, that guys got a crooked dick! I heard the ladies love them.

by Crooked Horse April 30, 2005

Crooked Up The Ass

Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.

Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."

by shwat October 8, 2007

crooked i

Saviour of the west coast. Signed on Death Row Records.

Crooked I is ill playa

by big l July 20, 2003

cooze

A vagina; usually derogatory, usually wet, though not always, referring to a slut's vagina, showing signs of recent/repeated use; or a woman who is an owner of such a cooze, being herself called a cooze; a conniving, sexually lascivious woman; or discharged liquid from such a cooze; a pussy, or more closely linked, a cunt. Cunt is a synonym for cooze, both for it's anotomical definition, and it's connotating a woman of such quality.

1. That cooze fucked my best friend.
2. I was kissing her on the neck, next thing I know her cooze is getting all gushy like a river.

by xmadmardiganx December 28, 2005

crooked dime

A Chevy S-10, originates from the rez in BM, Nevada.

The four 15s shake the mirror as the crooked dime began to come nearer

by 5000 watts April 10, 2005