cokebroke

1. The feeling of not having enough money to buy cocaine.
2. The state of not having enough money to buy cocaine.

Damn son I am cokebroke today, looks like we are not going to be able to blow snow.

Being cokebroke is the bitchin worst thing on the planet.

Can i have some money for cocaine? because I am cokebroke.

by MasterFirm May 24, 2011

Coke Wank

A phrase popularized by the comedian Jim Jefferies,

Masturbating after consuming about 1+ grams of coke. By the fifth hour, when you actually have an orgasm you are so dehydrated that it's more like gelatin pellets spitting onto your chest, instead of semen.

"At this point I was really just looking forward to my Coke Wank, and the fat bitch wouldn't leave my hotel" - Jim Jefferies

by ICallThisTheDoubleBarrel June 6, 2014

Vader Choke

The "Vader choke" is the act of grabbing someone by their throat with one hand and lifting them of the ground into the air. This must be done with pure strength alone, it does not count if the victim can touch anything but the the offender. This is named after Darth Vader, famous for performing the move in the first Star Wars movie. It is a supreme display of strength and bad-assery.

1. If these minions refuse to tell me what I want I may have to Vader choke a bitch

2. I could have just stabbed him with my sword, but I decided to Vader choke them instead, nobody else crossed me after that.

by Adroa July 14, 2009

cokeland

(Oakland) Popular name for the city by the bay. Mix between "Coke" because of the large amount of city hustlers on the street corners, and "Oakland" cause thats where it is.

I got dope in my hand in the city of Cokeland

by DertiWayz June 10, 2005

Cokecane

This word is used when 11 year olds think they're cool by doing cocaine when in reality, they can't even spell it

Person 1: Shampain, cokecane, gasalean. And most things in between.

Person 2: fucking hell man where did you learn to spell

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

Choke me like you hate me but you love me

The first line of corpses music video "e girls are ruining my life!'

Choke me like you hate me but you love me (meme)

by DuelKatanaNinja2 January 6, 2021

coke shit

The need to deficate when you have your first line of coke.

Jesus, thats strong beak, im off for a coke shit.

by stu robinson April 5, 2007