Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.
Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.
by lucaca May 6, 2022
Get the garlic butter croissant monkey balls mug.When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".
At a hostel in Marseille:
Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*
Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*
by dabruce September 6, 2019
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An UwU wholesome croissant that posts videos of the dteam. Not only are the intros cute but they give positive vibes and only give good uwu feels. He will literally cure ur depression and has many simps. And has a thirsty but very wholesome discord chat.
by LelSimp July 7, 2020
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The act of French kissing ("frenching", "tonguing", "pipe cleaning", "artery scraping") a rectum by penetration of the anus.
Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.
This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.
Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.
This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.
That chocolate croissant last night was so indulgent that I was dripping butter and chocolate into the next day.
by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020
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by Dr Wang December 16, 2008
Get the Cheese Croissant mug.A person that has dropped their croissant on discord and never found it. @~Sleep~#6969 send their regards
“Hey is that dropped.croissant?” “Shhhh, they still didn’t find the discord server they lost their croissant in, don’t remind them”
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