Caitie

Caitie is the nickname for the Irish name, Caitlin, meaning pure. She's a girl that is often so amazing that no guy will ever deserve her. Caitie's are usually brunette with gorgeous eyes. She is almost always laughing or smiling and is herself no matter what. She is constantly joking around. A Caitie is extremely different, in a beautiful way.

- "Caitie is so cute and amazing... I wish she was my girlfriend"

- "ummm....I'm your girlfriend?"

by butterfly2013 July 27, 2011

Criticule

To continualy critize someone or their behavior to the point of ridicule.

Christine criticuled his choice of shirt for the the concert to the point he went and bought a new one.

by rablin101 October 1, 2010

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum

A group of yokels afraid of homos and rubbers. Attempting to recall the School Board in the liberal Washington, D.C. suburb of Montgomery Couny (MoCo), Maryland.

Scared to death about the thought of their children being taught that gay people exist and being shown a video of how to properly put on a condom, using a cucumber.

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum are a bunch of scared pussies and cunts who live in the Stone Age.

by Hyacinth Bucket April 23, 2005

armchair critic

A pretentious film, movie, TV, or food critic. Has little to no real knowledge of film criticism, music theory beyond a few blurbs they read on Rotten Tomatoes or IMDB, etc yet gives condescending or trollish advice on internet message boards about how everyone else's taste sucks.

Often associated with hipsters or other "counter-culture" niches who think that dissing anything "mainstream" automatically makes them looks smart or "deeper" than everyone else, but in reality they end up looking more like a self-caricature.

Similar in many ways to the armchair philosopher, armchair comedian, armchair politician, etc. As a result of spending too much time online and having only very stupid people to compare themselves to, they develop a false sense of grandeur in spite of their mediocrity.

Tom acts like he's an expert on movies but in reality he's just an armchair critic.

by Anon989989 April 19, 2016

Clitiot

Someone that doesn't know how to pleasure a woman very well because they can't work the clitoris properly. (CLIToris + idIOT).

Clyde tried to make Bonnie come, but he was such a clitiot that he couldn't get her off.

by Jeff D September 2, 2005

Criticism

What the majority of the people in the world can't take.

Let's use music as the criticism here:
Criticizer: Personally, I think your vocal range is a bit limited.
Person Who Can't Take Criticism: ppfft stfu u cant do better at all
Criticizer: Does that matter? Since when did pointing out another person's flaws mean you had to be better than that person?
Person Who Can't Take Criticism: always

by Mr.Musec September 6, 2011

Owl Citizen

a member of the group who listens to the owlistic (adamazing, awesome,epic) creations of Adam Young, who usually will have an Owl City University account. the majority of Owl Citizens (also known as 'Owls') do not like Justin Beiber or any mainstream, pop music and prefer midwestern music such as

Owl City (and all side projects such as port blue, sky sailing)
HeyHiHello
Breanne Duren

another fact about Owl Citizens is that we are a noble few that can appricciate real music

Non-owl: "hey, follow me on facebook!!"
Owl Citizen: "no, i only use Owl City University"
Non-owl: "whats Owl City University?"
Owl Citizen: "its an online place for people to talk and express their love for owl city. but its only for Owl Citizens"

by Owl City Fan November 30, 2010