criedmyselftosleepl0l

The hottest and best person on the internet. Anyone is lucky to be mutuals with them bc they are sexy and awesome and hot and funny and cool.

Hey are you mutuals with criedmyselftosleepl0l?

Yeah they’re the sexiest hottest funniest awesomest person on the internet!!

by Grusbabe;) July 16, 2021

The Boy Who Cried Photoshop

This person denounces everything out of the ordinary as being photo shopped. To them, nothing is real and everything is fake. They're the type of person who believe the moon landing was faked.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I saw you got the shit kicked out of you by Chad at the frat party yesterday."
Dude 2: "Proof?"
Dude 1: *Shows picture of dude 2 laying on the floor and getting stomped on by Chad*
Dude 2: "That's photoshop! That never happened!"
Dude1: "Suuuuure it was dude, seems like you're full of ilos to me... You know that story about the boy who cried wolf? You're the boy who cried photoshop!"

by NoYouMan May 10, 2017

little boy who cried wolf

a person who manufactures the truth (donald trump ??)

a children's fable about same, a constant LIAR !!

the police finally caged bubba up for being the little boy who cried wolf

he was the little boy who cried wolf, people finally got tired of that shit !!

by michael foolsley March 7, 2022

Fleshlight that cries

A current or former tHoT that laments being unable to have a long term relationship.

Sally: I accrued a bodycount of 87 in my twenties, but every time I mention it now I get ghosted by my date.

Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.

by Augustisimus July 26, 2022

boy who cried rizz

Someone who is so good at picking up girls , has an enormous amount rizz , power level 9999 of rizz power , a degree in quantum rizzics

Joe : yo chad look at that hot gril over there
Chad : Ima go use my powerful rizz powers to get in bed with her!
Girl : *shocked from the all powerful rizz powers of Chad*
Joe : Bro your the boy who cried rizz !

by RizzlerHD February 4, 2023

wahburger and french cries

what you give someone when they are being whiny bitches and acting like they are the only one in the world with problems

If Lauren says "Geez that jerk didn't even hold the door for me". You can respond with "you want a wahburger and french cries?"

by Reality!! April 9, 2012

french cries

An imaginary food, usually accompanied first by a waaburger. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, bitching, or any other annoying offense.

Guy: I can't spell anything right in this dictionary.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.

Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.

by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006