shit you get for crap these days

Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.

Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.

by Scorite June 17, 2006

crap bag

My new name.

1st name Crap, last name Bag.
Its fun, original, no1 else has a name like it.
If you need a easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap.

by Crap Bag April 26, 2004

capricious

Unpredictable, willful, whimsical.

The pop star Madonna has changed her image so many times that each new transformation now appears capricious rather than purposeful.

by LarstaiT November 10, 2003

crap cakes

alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive

Crap cakes! I just spilled my coffee down my shirt!

by JP June 20, 2006

capri-sun

The best drink in the universe. Comes in like 20 flavors (all of which are good).

I Love Capri-Sun's all natural, no artificial ingredients, great-tasting flavor!

by Timophy.com March 26, 2005

Schrödinger's crap

When you feel a rumbling in your rectum but you'll never know if it's a fart or a poo until you "open the box" by which time the death mass has already been released. Thus, it exemplifies the graceful paradox of the traditional Schrödinger's Cat, yet manages at the same time to make it more accessible to the common person.

1. In order to fart you need to eat, but once you eat you might need to poo instead, so you never can be sure whether you're going to want to fart or poo. This is an eloquent summary of the tragic human condition which can be abbreviated to "Schrödinger's crap".

2. I can't decide whether I want to go to see Harry Potter or Casino Royale. I'll probably know after I sit down in the theater. It's a Schrödinger's crap.

by gig4ls September 11, 2009

Capricorns

Capricorn’s are the most amazing people, they are outgoing, funny, impatient, and have anger issues, do not get on a Capricorn’s bad side because they do not forgive easily. Once you break there trust it’s hard to go back, Capricorn’s are great in bed, they have an amazing body but they won’t admit it ever, they would make a great porn star or private stripper, and they usually have guys/ girls drooling over them all the time.

Boy #1: bro I had the best sex with her.
Boy #2: that’s because shes a Capricorns .. I wish I could fuck someone that is a Capricorns

by Realtalk3356829( February 4, 2020