crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012

sour crapple sauce

1. When sour crout and apple sauce are mixed together.

2. Often an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.

1. "Hey, I just made some sour crapple sauce, if you want any?"
2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the ground!"

by Discombobulation Kat August 31, 2017

big crapple

Slang for NYC mainly used by slick Tennesseans.

Won’t see that in the Big Crapple, Larry.

by ZammittaJ May 14, 2021

Crapple

Noun. A juice mixture of cranberry and apple.

In this heat some crapple would be just what I need!

by Birdnerd_2010 July 23, 2024

Crapple

Bad tasting apple despite its good looks.

She was unhappy that her boyfriend only brought crapples on the hike and longed for a ripe Pink Lady instead.

by Festus Izuli July 7, 2023

Crapple

Crown Royal Apple flavor

Me and the boys are doing shots of crapple.

by anonymous July 2, 2022

Crapple

Describes how much apple iPhones suck

Man iPhones are such peices of crapple

by Iwonderboyi June 29, 2021