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Craps Table

When a girl handles your testicles with unrelenting vigor, groping your jewels very aggressively. I.e. she rattles your balls like she's working a craps table. Very pleasurable.
Friend: Dude, did you get with that bootylicious dimebag last night?

Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.
by TentativeTitle November 7, 2011
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Crapshit sandwich

A sandwich made out of the crap and shit you find around your house. (ex: bread, lettuce, a smashed egg, AA batteries, bodywash, a frozen burger, a shell, baby carrots, etc.) This is always a fun thing to make. Wrap it in plastic, and hide it in your friend's closet, or sock drawer. Also may consist of literal shit.

Also can be used to cover up swear words
What the fuck is this crapshit sandwich doing here!?

Holy crapshit sandwich
by Isotti January 14, 2010
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Crapfest

Festival of local music, talent and entertainment held in Crapstone, Devon, England each year.
Crapfest 2010 Crapstone festival was totally awesome.
by Buckland Cricket Club September 15, 2010
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crapsicles

A better version of crap.

an exclamation of pain or anger.

let it be known that this term was created by Maverick.
"ahh!! I stabbed myself!! crapsicles!!"
"ahh!! my finger!! crapsicles!!"
by straitblade November 22, 2007
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one man craps

When a man grabs his balls and pretends that he is playing craps. In other words, it is the art of whacking off with your balls in your hands at the same time that you are stroking your one-eyed monster.
Travis was at home enjoying his lazy saturday afternoon. Tommy decided to visit Travis and watch a GGW video (with a pillow covering his lap no less). Tommy went to the bathroom and decided to play some one man craps. Travis had to use the batroom and knocked on the door. Tommy, obviously frightened, shreaked and blew his load shouting "Ahhhh, snake eyes!!!".
by Kentpappy June 10, 2007
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crapness

another way of saying crap but in a very pissed off way or possibly in a very good way
"michael moore was assassinated"
"crapness"

"jeny became rooler of the world"
"crapness... wait who the hell is jeny?!?"
by jeny October 5, 2007
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crapetbombing

Dropping a huge load of Completely Ridiculous And Preposterous arguments into a debate, intending to overwhelm facts, reason and reality itself with large, destructive noise.
Climate change deniers respond to every IPCC report by crapetbombing media with tons of debunked theories, inane speculation, irrelevant snippets from ancient email, and the contents of their chamber pots.
by rewinn September 26, 2013
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