moon crater

an asshole thats been severly fucked by an moon cock

my moon cock fucked that ass so hard when i was done it looked like a moon crater!

by cherish August 16, 2012

Cranberry

1-An area outside of Pittsburgh that happens to suck more than any black hole ever could.

2-A suicide inducing school district where the yuppie kids spend their parent's money on drugs and vehicles causing an overabundance of horse power and an alarming shortage of common sense on the road.

"Want to go to Cranberry Twp, PA?"
"No, I would rather slam my penis in an over door!"

by Pervenu April 28, 2005

The Cranberries

Possibly the most rad-est band in the whole entire world...

The Cranberries are sooo coool...

by Lizz "-) September 4, 2003

Colorado Crater

The act of fucking someones ass so much it widens their anus temporarily.

I was giving her sucha Colorado Crater that my nuts disappeared.

by Tha Voice September 3, 2007

crunter

Someone who likes to lick and taste infected vagina's.

-Derived from the words crusty and cunt.
-Crunter's are usually very sneaky about their perversion.
-They are filled with the fear of being rejected and outcast by family and friends.

-Crunter's historically are scrawny, shy, lonely, single men, with big bushy beards, that are typically useless in love. However their shy nature is overcome by pure lust, when they spy a a nice smelly piece of crunt

"The dirty old crunter has been at it again, look at his dolmio grin!"

by Mr Mahuta March 31, 2007

crander

Crotch dander. Crander comes in many levels which define its size. (level 1 being about the size of equal/splenda granules)

"Man when Luke got up from the table he left his crander ALL IN his seat!"

"Rebecca thinks she saw crander in her drink...sick!"

by clemsontgr4real April 1, 2007

Cranberry Farmer

When a man puts his testicles on a woman's vagina whilst she is on her period.

That chick is hella kinky, she was on her period, so I gave her a cranberry farmer.

by Propaganda78 December 11, 2009