Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.

Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.

by LouisLouis November 11, 2015

Crafty Russell

Popping a miracle berry tab before going down on your significant other to improve the flavor.

Crafty Russell: I have no example To try & explain this term. Go try it out!

by Someone who misses their balls February 9, 2021

a crafty

A crafty is a well lubricated hand job from your better half, before heading out to nail 10 cold crafts with the boys down the boozer

Hey babe, sort us a crafty before tonight will ya

by Cjbrown1995 March 5, 2021

Crafty-Sue

A person, usually female, who is obsessed with making craft items such as quilts, sewn items, jewelry, etc.

"Gwen is a real crafty-Sue! Have you seen the quilt she made?"

by kiKittymfa September 29, 2021

crafty

The adjective derived from the word "creative"

That kid is so crafty; he turned an old shoebox into a spaceship and convinced everyone it was a real rocket!

by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025

Crafty Cumberbatch Special

When someone is lowered in a VAT of tartar sauce butt naked and then covered in seasonings. After drying for 30 minutes, you and some others lick the participant clean (including genitalia). Finally, you circlejerk eachother and finish all over the participants and leave him to clean himself up. This is typically done while wearing expensive fancy clothing.

I really enjoyed last night's Crafty Cumberbatch Special

by Arlibarli January 7, 2026

Crafty Swiper

When an overzealous waitress/waiter, eager to clear plates from tables, swipes half eaten food the second you turn away

Where's my pudding gone Steve?

The crafty swiper has had it

by anonymous May 30, 2023