Crafty-Sue

A person, usually female, who is obsessed with making craft items such as quilts, sewn items, jewelry, etc.

"Gwen is a real crafty-Sue! Have you seen the quilt she made?"

by kiKittymfa September 29, 2021

Crafty Swiper

When an overzealous waitress/waiter, eager to clear plates from tables, swipes half eaten food the second you turn away

Where's my pudding gone Steve?

The crafty swiper has had it

by anonymous May 30, 2023

Crafty wank

The action of masturbating in a public place, without being spotted.

He would often have a crafty wank under the desk during his history lesson. The other pupils noticed, but the teacher never did.

by DarrenG July 20, 2024

Crafty Cumberbatch Special

When someone is lowered in a VAT of tartar sauce butt naked and then covered in seasonings. After drying for 30 minutes, you and some others lick the participant clean (including genitalia). Finally, you circlejerk eachother and finish all over the participants and leave him to clean himself up. This is typically done while wearing expensive fancy clothing.

I really enjoyed last night's Crafty Cumberbatch Special

by Arlibarli January 7, 2026

Crafty Vet

A combat sports athlete, typically MMA that is past their prime, used to be higher ranked or champion but is still competing and showing knowledge that could only gained from the amout of fights they have had.

"damn bro Edson Barboza is a crafty vet"

by EDPloverKIDtoucher23359u783405 January 18, 2026

A crafty darragh

To cut corners on a task, yet receive major plaudits for the outcome. This can be viewed as either lazy, or "working smart"

Person 1. Jaysus, I've no idea how he managed that, fair play to him

Person 2. I know man, he pulled a crafty darragh on it.

Person 1. Ahhhhh, that explains it.

by Gemma111 April 12, 2021

COVID-crafty

Adjective describing a person who is forced to become crafty by COVID-19 sequestering: e.g., issuing copycat sidewalk chalk art projects to their kids, darning socks instead of braving Costco, baking.

I tried repeatedly to explain that I am the opposite of a crafty Pinterest mom. I have zero creativity. I am only COVID-crafty.

by Preacher-Man April 3, 2020