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Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).
"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"
by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024
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Cracker Jack

When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up
Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?
by Dre2k August 15, 2021
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cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack
the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process
by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024
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Cracker-jacking-it

When you use a word or term you don't really know, kinda superficially.
Jim subscribes to dictionary.com's twitter, and he's always Cracker-jacking-it (the words) at me.
by therealdrag01 September 10, 2009
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Jack Crackered

Rhyming slang for knackered, meaning tired. Pronounced Crack-ed
by manoocachoonie August 7, 2025
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