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Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
by meatbaggie November 9, 2019
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cracker jack

Racist southern white people who hate anyone other than their own kind and think they own you if they do favors for you.
Look at that guy right there, see all that dry skin, he's a cracker jack!
by JCWithTheRojoT October 15, 2021
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cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack
the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process
by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024
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Cracker-jacking-it

When you use a word or term you don't really know, kinda superficially.
Jim subscribes to dictionary.com's twitter, and he's always Cracker-jacking-it (the words) at me.
by therealdrag01 September 10, 2009
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Jack Crackered

Rhyming slang for knackered, meaning tired. Pronounced Crack-ed
by manoocachoonie August 7, 2025
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