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BILL; did you hear about those new alcohol laws they're bringing in?
BOB; yeah, they're fuckin crazy.You know, Brian Cowen used to be a toker back in the day.
BILL; really? no way, if that was the case he wouldn't have allowed such a shit law to come.
BOB; I tellin yeh man,he publicly admitted it an all.Sure, don't you know yourself, they're all just a pack of drunks from the bog. They don't care about principles, they just want to stay in power.
BILL; i suppose you're right. wanna cigarette?
BOB; (exhales smoke) gotta love these eastern european cigarettes!
BILL; hah! yeah! only a fool would pay the crazy taxes they have on cigarettes these days!
BOB; yeah, they're fuckin crazy.You know, Brian Cowen used to be a toker back in the day.
BILL; really? no way, if that was the case he wouldn't have allowed such a shit law to come.
BOB; I tellin yeh man,he publicly admitted it an all.Sure, don't you know yourself, they're all just a pack of drunks from the bog. They don't care about principles, they just want to stay in power.
BILL; i suppose you're right. wanna cigarette?
BOB; (exhales smoke) gotta love these eastern european cigarettes!
BILL; hah! yeah! only a fool would pay the crazy taxes they have on cigarettes these days!
by vote dustin October 27, 2008
Get the Brian Cowen mug.Extremely annoying sports radio talk show host who thinks he is right about everything. Tactics include:1)Bashing an entire city or school the day after they lose a championship game.(As if their fans had something to do with it) 2)Rambling on and on about how the ratings in football are so much higher than baseball.(As if that is going to make me instantly stop liking baseball) 3)Cutting off and/or hanging up on anyone who has a different opinion than him. 4)Being so generally annoying that you would rather turn off the radio in fear that you might cut your ears off if you continue to listen. 5)Claiming that he is the only talk show host who makes any sense when he is in fact the only one at his own network who doesn't make any sense. 6)Being such an overall fuckup that you wonder how a stellar network such as ESPN could hire an assclown like him.
Person A: You wanna listen to the Colin Cowherd show???
Person B: Let's cut eachother instead.
Person A: Sound's great!!!
Person B: Let's cut eachother instead.
Person A: Sound's great!!!
by C. Griffin November 9, 2007
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A celebration of the Cowbell. {Every April 5}
On Cowbell day, you always must add more Cowbell.
Always.
A celebration of the Cowbell. {Every April 5}
On Cowbell day, you always must add more Cowbell.
Always.
John - "Hey, did you bring the Yellow and Green muffin tops sprinkled with Iron for the Cowbell Day Festival?"
Jake - "I sure did. Did you remember your Elmos Slippers?"
John - "Yep"
Jake - "And if Marry brings Candyland, this will be a great Cowbell Day."
Jake - "I sure did. Did you remember your Elmos Slippers?"
John - "Yep"
Jake - "And if Marry brings Candyland, this will be a great Cowbell Day."
by TheLandofMysteryQueen May 4, 2008
Get the Cowbell Day. mug.someone who eats avocados with milk and sugar, puts salt on their watermelon, pronounces Advertisement as Ad-ver-tis-ment, no one knows the layout of her house , is too lazy too walk 2 steps to get her switch and will never be barefoot.
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