The Branch Covidians

A Cult that emerged in 2020 whose ideology is based upon "Covid19 is fake," "Staying Home goes against the Constitution," and "Guns"

The Branch Covidians are having protest against staying home.

by JayyTheOrc April 21, 2020

Covidian

A Covidian is someone who lived through the global Covid-19 pandemic, starting in January 2020.

She was a Covidian.

She survived the Covidian era.

They met in the Covidian crisis.

He hoarded toilet paper in the Covidian era.

by David Cosgrove May 27, 2020

Branch Covidian

People who refuse to take the basic precautions to prevent the transmission of a deadly virus, especially the guidelines pertaining to crowed environments and proper distancing; or
someone who refuses to take the basic precautions because they believe their deity will protect them.

80 Branch Covidians were infected, 2 of whom died after they ignored social distancing during a gathering.

by Livid Citizen August 18, 2020

Covidian

a child born during the COVID pandemic

I was born as a result of the pandemic shut down of March 2020, therefore I am a Covidian

by Monocle77 July 20, 2021

covidian

(n.)- One who's infected with the Covid-19 or coronavirus.

Tim: "Jill tested positive for Covid-19 yesterday."

Jennifer: "Were you around her recently? You better get tested, lest you end up a covidian like her."

by KnowPsyUniverse April 4, 2020

Covidian

Covid, Corona virus

Covidian - Of, related to, or occurring during the period of the COVID-19 Corona virus.

by AntWords April 3, 2020

Branch Covidians

An apocalyptic, end-of-the-world death cult, Branch Covidians believe in the supremacy of "His Holiness the Douche Nozzle" Donald Trump, refuse to wear masks in the middle of a plague, threaten and commit violence against anyone protecting themselves against the corona virus, and basically won't stop until they burn their own house down with them inside. The name is borrowed from prior wackos during a community campfire in Waco, Texas in 1993.

Shopper #1: Who are those people walking through a Wal-Mart with a camcorder yelling to take off our masks?

Shopper #2: Don't worry about them. They're a bunch of Branch Covidians; mostly children and incels.

by ToddUncommon October 6, 2020