Cousing

Misspelling of Cousin.

My cousing looks like a dog.

by poetickatty April 12, 2009

Sugar Coating

Trying to make everything okay but nothing is okay, and making it see He/She is better than Last

"He's just sugar coating it"

by Don't.use.your.real.name June 15, 2018

Counting Tweets

A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.

Greg: What'd you do last night?

Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.

Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?

Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.

by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013

countingcaskets

a sexy black man who leaks playboi carti

mf 1: do you know countingcaskets

mf 2: yeah he likes penis

kobe: got room for one more?

by Teddy Kaczynski October 26, 2022

weird counting relationship

When you and bae or a friend keep track of how much you owe one another, down to the penny, no matter how long you've known eachother

Person 1: What's taking those two so long to pay?
Person 2: I think they have a weird counting relationship.

by irok720 May 3, 2016

Feacal contingency

An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.

After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Maricopa Counting

A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.

Dang, I lost the election...
No no, you just need to do some Maricopa Counting of the votes.

by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022