An erection you consciously attempt to achieve in order to be polite and/or appreciative to a woman. Typically in response to an unattractive naked woman, or an inartfully executed handjob, it is an attempt to spare her the insult of a flaccid penis.
The girl in the hot tub was pretty fat, but since she'd taken her top off I tried to work up a courtesy boner, you know, to be chivalrous.
by RecoveringFratboy January 3, 2009
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by Herm April 23, 2006
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A term coined in Oregon by state troopers and keizer police, Courtney parking is parallel parking where you are at least a foot from the curb.
Guy1: why is that car parked in the middle of the road?
Guy2: its not, they are just Courtney parking.
Guy2: its not, they are just Courtney parking.
by adoce June 12, 2013
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by bigcgt0127 October 21, 2012
Get the Courtney* mug.As Dan finished plowing his driveway, a county snowplow came along and threw more snow into it. "Dammit!" he yelled. "How about a little bit of professional courtesy here?"
by Professional Courtesy Man February 15, 2013
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Jim- "...And so the atom says, 'I lost an electron!' And the bartender says, 'Are you sure?' and the atom goes,'I'm Postive!'"
Jake (thinking)- Holy fuck that was a horrible joke, he needs a courtesy laugh
Jake- HA HA HA
*silence*
Jake (thinking)- Holy fuck that was a horrible joke, he needs a courtesy laugh
Jake- HA HA HA
*silence*
by Sextron42 October 5, 2009
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Whether you are in a fast paced circle pit, or a wall of death, or in the regular pits, you can be as violent and crazy as you like, but if you see somebody fall over (especially if it is a smaller guy or a lady), you do not hesitate to get them back on their feet.
This courtesy also applies in open pits when there is one on one moshing, and, even if you beat the crap out of the other guy, at the end of the song and the mosh breaks up, you give the guy you've just been pulverising a hug, and tell them well played.
its moshpit courtesy :)
Whether you are in a fast paced circle pit, or a wall of death, or in the regular pits, you can be as violent and crazy as you like, but if you see somebody fall over (especially if it is a smaller guy or a lady), you do not hesitate to get them back on their feet.
This courtesy also applies in open pits when there is one on one moshing, and, even if you beat the crap out of the other guy, at the end of the song and the mosh breaks up, you give the guy you've just been pulverising a hug, and tell them well played.
its moshpit courtesy :)
I was in the middle of the pit and saw a kid on the floor, i decided to be a gent and lift them up onto their feet. Its mosh pit courtesy.
*thump**smack**kick* nice one man (gives hug)
*thump**smack**kick* nice one man (gives hug)
by Dictionroy February 7, 2010
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