cokerized

To shamelessly take something outstanding and diminish its value entirely. To turn a ferocious juggernaut into a an emasculated shell of its former self.

I clapped as loud as I could and pumped my fists aggressively, but it was futile. We had been cokerized.

by Romulox September 20, 2006

coner

Noun: A coffee boner; A boner caused by the stimulation of blood flow from the caffeine in coffee.

I drank a couple cups of coffee this morning and had a raging coner for my calculus lecture.

by Jerktart May 25, 2012

Te Quiero cojer

I want to fuck you; in spanish

I whispered in my girl's ear "Te Quiero Cojer"

by AC October 25, 2003

Coercion

A lame way to get people or a person to side with you hence, be their bitch.

Rich people tend to use coercion to change unknowing peoples opinion to be their friend. Actually all they are doing is using others.

by Furmanski February 11, 2019

king closer

A person that excels at sales and closing deals. To have superior ability to close someone "this term was coined for sales associates" To be able to control a conversation or phone call and get the end result accomplished. This term is given to the cream of the crop in sales and typically reffers to the best of the best in sales.

Example 1.) That Michael D. Jackson is sure a king closer, he called that Potential Customer and had his credit card # in 5 minutes.

Example 2.) Out of all of the Associates at AST, Mike jackson is a king among the closers for the company

Example 3.) The scent that is put off as Michael D Jackson chokes them with his huge closers brass balls.

by Beto Paredes May 20, 2008

closerly

Even more closely. Closely is when you are close to someone or something. e.g. watching something closely or being closely related to somebody.

The cop monitored the gang hideout closely, but he was monitoring the crack den closerly.

by MichaelToTheJ May 10, 2008

Door Closer

Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.

Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide

by Blargle Margle January 24, 2011