Skip to main content

courtland

someone who tries too hard, and always finishes last.
courtland is a nice but maybe too nice
by courltand June 26, 2020
mugGet the courtland mug.

Cortana Dragoon

sum1 who dusnt hav a life
needs a new name cos that ones goony
get sumfin betta u goon
cortana dragoon
by revenge is sweet September 12, 2005
mugGet the Cortana Dragoon mug.

Cortana

Cortana is a very special sword forged by Wayland the Smith. The words “I am Cortana of the same steel and temper as Joyeuse and Durendal” (sorry if that’s spelt wrong), are engraved in the blade. It was passed down through the Carstairs family for many years and currently resides with Emma Carstairs, a badass Shadowhunter warrior that deserves the world. Cortana is known for sometimes choosing who wields it. For example, in Chain Of Gold, Alastair Carstairs wanted it and his father, Elias, agreed that he could have it, but suddenly Cortana flew(? idfk) through the air and into the hands of Cordelia Carstairs, another badass Shadowhunter warrior that also deserves the world.
Random Shadowhunter: “Hey, is that Cortana?”
Other Random Shadowhunter: “Yeah, and look, that’s Emma Carstairs. Wow, she’s so cool.”
by meganblackthorn September 2, 2020
mugGet the Cortana mug.

Cortana

Cortana is literally the most funniest person alive...but she is an idiot to.She never stops talking but she has a great personality so that makes up for all the talking she does.If your name is Cortana you most likely have a crush on a boy name Justin.
Cortana is funny Dumbass bitch
by wdwfan5850 December 4, 2019
mugGet the Cortana mug.

CORTLAND SUCKS

YOU EVER HAVE A CORTLAND THAT SUCKS?
YEAH CORTLAND SUCKS
by iluvtunasalad October 15, 2020
mugGet the CORTLAND SUCKS mug.

Cortlund

The horrible dude who Beats High Park up!
Jesse: Oh my god Cortlund`s beating people up!
Jason: Yep, Sure is!
by Big Eagle 98 May 28, 2018
mugGet the Cortlund mug.

Cortana

the worst digital assistant ever. you can wake Cortana up by saying "Hey Cortana". say anything you want and she'll open Microsoft Edge, or she'll say: I did not get that. Could you phrase it another way?
cortana: Can I be of assistance?
person: no, ur so bad at that
mugGet the Cortana mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email