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Cooning

When you dip your balls in chocolate or some sort of dark liquid and proceed to give someone Arabian goggles so their eyes look like a raccoons.
My girl friend yelled at me cuz i wouldent stop cooning her while she slept.

I just got a new can of black paint....dont make me coon you.
by Lando McClusk June 10, 2010
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Coogling

Cougar+Googling: When an older woman who is a Cougar looks for pictures of/ dates with younger men on the internet.
All the dating sites advertise Young Hot Singles, but they're full of old ladies Coogling.
by 3standarddevs October 3, 2011
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Cooning

Cooning (verb) - pronounced "coon-in" is an exclamation used by white people who take racism on the next level.

To behave as a very arrogant individual.

Being inappropriately loud and hostile in a quiet atmosphere.

Pretending to be ghetto and black as hell just to make fun of those who truly behave that way without thinking it is silly and wrong.

Lacking civility.

When white people use this term, they're deliberately using it to put down black people who are surrounding them.

White people utilize the word and substitute it for "chillen" or "hanging out" with other white people who are their friends.

White people describe a place, person, or thing when the subject fits the word.
Dude, hahahaha, that guy hanging out with Todd is really cooning.
by Baby Zeeeeeeeek August 4, 2011
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coonfinger

To pick up an item that is not yours and look at it or examine it. Possibly to handle and examine an item without thinking of buying it. This word maybe a racist word. I don't know. But the word "coon" is a racist word meaning African-American people. I don't know if coonfinger refers to African-Americans in any sort of way.
I make about $34,000 a year. Me and my friend went into a Watch store. We could't afford any of the $50,000 watches, so we decided to coonfinger the watches just for fun.
by the Eastah Bunny March 28, 2007
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cooling

Dopey the dwarf in human form. A pure neek.
cooling is a neek
by podgeris8 January 12, 2009
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Cooning

To have a fit in public, like a racoon would right after being captured. Racooning can include psychotic, happy, angry, and sad fits. The person racooning will most likely have crazy circled eyes and drool, when in an intense situation.
Person 1: You totally looked like a racoon, just captured, with the drool flying from your mouth, and your crazy ringed eyes, HAHA you were COONING!

Person 2: Was I really omg im so mortified.
by Igotscoons! May 1, 2010
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Cooning

A person who is pretending to be black but isn't.
You seriously don't know what i'm talking about? Fine. Imagine a black guy, Now imagine him with white skin. There ya go, cooning.
by GoWestWasABandInThe80s March 7, 2015
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