coom pick

an interception in madden where one player drops an extremely easy pick only for a teammate near by to swoop in and catch the ball as it falls from the player's hands. Usually performed by COOM.

OMG, the Bailey just totally coom picked your ass!

by tehprawner June 23, 2009

doom coom

A very slow big and tall dummy

Hey man isn't Dale such a doom coom? Just a big fat waste of space

by MakNab September 30, 2017

Cooming inside me

Some weird ass slang people comment on random videos to make them selves be funny

Jacob: to relatable, I can feel Michaels humor cooming inside me

Michael: ayo what the fu-

by I like soap69 November 12, 2022

ace coom boom

OG slang for brutha, homie, or roll dog ; the equivalent of a white person's long-time friend.

My ace coom boom is down for whateva.

by Demarcus January 7, 2006

Cancel Coom Ceptember

The bootleg version of No Nut November, for the people who need an incentive to stop masturbating.

Hey Geff, i'm going to take the Cancel Coom Ceptember challenge so that i can give my benis a break

by NiggerTrigger420 May 26, 2020

OH GOD IM COOMING

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November

Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass

by Mega-blongus March 16, 2021

Coom-pilled

Coombrained beyond all recognition. Pornography is now an ideology.

Brad: Did you see Phil's latest Insta post? He's worshiping that porn chick like she's the first female pope.

Johnny: Man, he's coom-pilled beyond all recognition.

by Thin White Duke January 11, 2024