Coom Bible

An meme/good atheist alternative to the actual bible. It's just a list of meme definitions.

Man 1: I believe in the Coom Bible, amen.
Man 2: Yeah I read the Coom Bible every night.

by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021

doom coom

A very slow big and tall dummy

Hey man isn't Dale such a doom coom? Just a big fat waste of space

by MakNab September 30, 2017

Cooming inside me

Some weird ass slang people comment on random videos to make them selves be funny

Jacob: to relatable, I can feel Michaels humor cooming inside me

Michael: ayo what the fu-

by I like soap69 November 12, 2022

ace coom boom

OG slang for brutha, homie, or roll dog ; the equivalent of a white person's long-time friend.

My ace coom boom is down for whateva.

by Demarcus January 7, 2006

Cancel Coom Ceptember

The bootleg version of No Nut November, for the people who need an incentive to stop masturbating.

Hey Geff, i'm going to take the Cancel Coom Ceptember challenge so that i can give my benis a break

by NiggerTrigger420 May 26, 2020

OH GOD IM COOMING

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November

Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass

by Mega-blongus March 16, 2021

New Year's Coom

When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.

A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.

by notcommiesquirrel December 31, 2020