Cyber Confidence

Also known as Cyber Confidence Disorder, CCD is a diagnosable disease where the patient is confident enough while in cyberspace to communicate with an individual, but when confronted in person fails to meet social expectation - freezing up and not saying a word.

Guy 1: "I have this friend in class right, n she's a real top sort of chick but she's definately has CCD - and only ever talks to me on facebook chat"
Guy 2: "Shit man, Cyber Confidence is a bitch, she really needs to take her meds."

by eClif May 2, 2010

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing)

The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so.

It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual

It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.

Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment

by FenCor December 26, 2011

Convenient Lesbian

1) Girls who indulge in girl on girl action when surrounded by girls only. Despite being hetero, they get their jollies the gay way, rather than have no action at all. Common in students at all girls boarding schools.

2) A girl who announces she's gay when being chatted up by a bloke she finds repellent.

3) The heterosexual emo females, who believe that gayness=coolness and therefore have all been gay/are currently gay/will be gay very soon but will embrace their genuine sexuality when that is in fashion.

1) I first had sex when I was seventeen, if you don't count the two years in which I attended Roedean and was a convenient lesbian.

2) Phil decided to go home after being shot down by the fifth convenient lesbian of the night.

3) Those emo girls aren't actually gay, you know. They're just convenient lesbians. Next week they'll be into pre-op transexuals to coincide with the latest reality tv show.

by MagickDio November 7, 2012

My self confidence

There is no such thing

My dad is like my self confidence

by ImNotJamesForGodsSake August 19, 2019

Conscience Dreaming

The dreams you have when you are bat shit crazy, possibly just before you gun down a crowd at the Safeway, start a new currency or a new language for crazy people.

Jared Loughner said about Conscience dreaming, "In conclusion, my ambition - is for informing literate dreamers about a new currency; in a few days, you know I'm conscience dreaming! Thank you!"

by define-it-ly crazy January 9, 2011

Confidence

The thing girls say they want in a guy when they themselves usually don't have the confidence to make the first move.

Girl 1: "Hey, that guy who sits behind you in math?"

Girl 2: "What about him?"

Girl 1: "I think he's kinda cute"

Girl 2: "Ugh but he's so shy and quiet! Zero confidence. I wouldn't give him a chance."

The next day

Girl 2: "Oh look! there's that hot guy Trev! I soooo want him!"

Girl 1: "Go ask him out"

Girl 2: "Jeez that's intimidating! I'll just give him a smile and wait till he asks ME out"

by Biomeanace April 9, 2010

voting your conscience

A novel concept, especially in the context of this current impeachment inquiry, that is often not chosen by Senators and Representatives due to disabling fear of either not being re-elected by their constituents or reprisals on the part of the Mobster in Chief should he be re-elected for a second term.

Senator, have you thought about the possibility of voting your conscience as an act of true leadership?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019