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conversational onanist

A term for a person who talks to themself.
My husband has told me on numerous occasions that I am a most talented and prodigious conversational onanist.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020
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conversationalist

someone who has knowledge in many aspects of life and can come up with a remark to keep a conversation going
GUY: i think that if it was anyone else that i would get sick of it but theres just something about you that i think we could legit talk forever

GIRL: i'm just such a witty conversationalist
by jon doen July 26, 2010
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conversational graffitti

When somebody writes a response to graffitti that is already on restroom wall
I used the restroom at a truckstop and somebody had written on the inside of the stall "Bush's head is so far up his ass that his sphinctor is wrapped around his neck and is cutting off oxygen to his brain". Underneath that I wrote "what brain?". This is an example of conversational graffitti.
by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008
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converse

rubber and canvas shoes that have become a trend. often seen in many colours and patterns. can now get fakes for a 5th of the price. people often change the laces ands put beads on and write things on the rubber parts.
trendy people hated the alternatives wearing them a year later they have 3 pairs
dont wear them in the rain or they tend to go squeak squeak
by Stephanie Dawn August 27, 2005
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conversation jailer

One who won't stop talking, typically in a social scene. The type of person you make up an excuse to get away from.
Sorry I wasn't back earlier, but that conversation jailer Eddie wouldn't shut the fuck up.
by Drparty November 9, 2008
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converse

OMG THEY USED TO BE KOOL BUT NOW THEY'RE LYKE SOOO TRENDY!!!!!1!!111!11 BUT U SEE IM BEING TRENDY BY CALLING THEM TRENDY!!1111!!1 LOLZ KTHXBYE

Shut the fuck up. Converse are amazing, always have been and always will be, no matter who wears them. If you pricks actually stop wearing a brand of shoes because "preps" have started wearing them, you're a pathetic piece of shit and should be shot immediately.

Converse are canvas shoes that were popular in the 1980's. In the past few years they have become more popular again. You can buy them in low or high top, and in any color or design. You can personalize them by putting in your own shoelaces and writing on them in permanent marker.
Converse owns yo bitch asses. YEAH NIGS.
by kkkkate rocks it October 5, 2005
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Conversation Foul

Similar to the effect of a "party foul" except in an environment in which those associated are experiencing a socially unacceptable disturbance in a conversation during a social gathering. Conversation Foul can come about from the 3 I's;

1.) Impulsive arrogance, like when someone asks a question only to answer before the other person can respond.

2.) Inappropriate, scandalous or any other interruptive topics containing subject matter departing from the original topic of a conversation. Such as someone's interruptive tale of having sex on the beach when in fact the group were referring to the cocktail made from vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and cranberry juice.

3.) Incorrectly assumes the topic and interrupts a previously thriving conversation amongst a group of people with a question which does not coincide with its actual subject matter.

Or any disturbance in a flow of serene conversation which is then resulting in a lingering awkward atmosphere all while the guilty party is completely unaware due to a many number of reasons but usually it is because they are stupid, arrogant, or awkward.

**Note**

Not to be confused with Autism, which is a serious developmental disorder which adversely affects the brain's ability to development social and communication skills
Justin: I think I'm going to have you sit this one out .

Sam: Wait, how come?

Justin: You wanna know? Fo realz?

Sam: Yes.

Justin: Sam, you are the worst at parties.

Sam: Why?

Justin: You just waltz all over to a stranger's conversation and commit massive conversation fouls which leave me unable to get laid by being associated with you.

Sam: That reminds me of the time I got so horny that I just...(awkward ending).

Justin: ...

Sam: What?

Justin: YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! THERE, YOU JUST DID IT.

Sam: I, uh... *exits stage left*
by Mr. Benjamin Otter January 3, 2011
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