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Contrast is what unattractive people with light to medium skin tones use to overexpose their photographs into a somewhat alien-like being that is so ambiguous that it might be hot. There is usually a large, vague blast of light where there would normally be a nose on an actual human being.

Contrast is a form of visual trickery online similar to a FGAS. It can hide a sizeable nose, unattractive bone structure, acne, copious amounts of unwanted facial hair and pretty much anything. Be weary of the glowing siren on your internet message chat session, for underneath the heavenly glow a beast may lurk.
Bro1: Yo bro, check out this chick I met on mybook. She's kind of hot right?
Bro2: I dunno bro, looks like underneath all that contrast she might be sasquatch.

Bro1: But bro, underneath all that photoshop vanity might be a sweet, intelligent angel to kindle my heart.
Bro2: Too true bro, too true.
by Rozu March 4, 2012
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ContraRage

When statements made in media or in private induce rage because of a contadictory statement to what someone has said before.
Cleatus: I don't need big government making health decisions for me.
Jeff: Aren't you pro-life?
Cleatus: Yeah but its different...
Jeff: Fuuuuuu...that causes so much ContraRage you just dont understand.

Me watchin Britney circa 2008: "...womanizer, womanizer, I know what you are baby..."
Me watchin Britney Spears circa 2009:"...1,2,3, not only u and me but im caught in between..."
"Honey change the channel or I am going to have a ContraRage attack.
by Da215BigBen January 29, 2010
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Contreas

class Ms. Contreas couldn't be here today, she had to go screw an old guy...
by Mr.E December 15, 2003
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contreazy

Yo Thats outta contreazy!
by Kevin Peterson March 3, 2003
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Contrera

Someone always taking the opposing side, usually always wrong too.
Ugh, Isabella? She is SUCH a Contrera!
by Dr. Kanye West January 20, 2017
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Contereras

A Contereras is usually basic. Gets other people to work for them, then will take all accountability for the work done. Don’t trust a Contereras. They’re not good people to be around with.
Don’t get close to them, they’re Contereras’.
by Dontbeafraidofthedarkkk June 11, 2022
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Leonardo Santis Contrerras

Leonardo Santis Contrerras is a major wanker and twat. He is the biggest nonce you could ever think of. Leonardo Santis Contrerras reminds me of Tuco from Breaking Bad. Leonardo Santis Contrerras is a fat willy consumer who thinks Ronaldo is good. Leonardo Santis Contrerras is the type of person you think of when you tell the police that there is someone outside your house. He will suck up all the Tajin you can imagine and all the tacos in the world. Not to mention meth as well of course.
Leonardo Santis Contrerras is the next Johnny Sins!

Leonardo Santis Contrerras loves nigga cocks?
by Leonardo Santis Contrerras November 10, 2022
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