contempolonial

Late twentieth-century example of American architecture, which is characterized by an absence of the traditional ornament, associated with the architectural style it parodies. Early examples of the centempolonial were built to provide cheap, quickly built houses for G.I.'s returning home from World War II. Today, houses of this style are built to appeal to the widest group of potential homebuyers without regard to individual lifestyles. Synonyms include Ranchburger, McMansion, Contemporized Cape.

He's not a real builder, he builds contempolonial cookie-cutter houses.

by j.tonic February 16, 2005

Contempoopalate

When a person wastes time by contemplating if they have the time to take a poop at any one particular time, without actually taking a dump.

Mel: I don't know guys, I feel a little sick. It's a long drive, maybe I should just .....
Abe: Oh for Pete's Sake!!!! It's 5 AM, Mel! Don't contempoopalate any more and go take a shit so we can drive Joe home.

by Ruzzie2Shoes August 30, 2010

contemperphobic

Not in favor of modern design or devices
First use via Matthew Gray Gubler.

"I'm contemperphobic (scared of most things modern) prefer the fine craftsmanship and charm of things made long ago." Gublernation tweet

by rainsom September 8, 2010

Contancer

Contagious cancer.

Get away from me, you have contancer.

by Mini vans are cool June 12, 2017

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by CoolKidThatLovesToHaveGirls February 4, 2019

coffee and contemplation

A saying made by Stranger Things Jim Hopper David Harbour that is literally the meaning of life.

Hopper: “Mornigs are for coffee and contemplation”

by swimz$$&& May 9, 2018

Prolonged Eye Contact

An ancient sign to ward off evil, invented by Bo Burnham.

That kid just got vaporized when John made prolonged eye contact with him.

by Some Lonely Loser November 3, 2019