Conservation of momentum

The act of burping and farting at the same time.

*burps and farts at the same time*
"Nice demonstration of the conservation of momentum."

by Bucefalo Brexanensis October 3, 2018

constellationship

Stars aligning themselves with another group of stars until their picture is complete

Their constellationship grew stronger and shined brighter than the eyes could see.

by Korleone and TSk333 March 28, 2019

constellation

A constellation is a form of stars in the sky.

Mostly aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, capricorn, sagittarius and pisces. Others like orion osiris, the big dipper and more. They were created by ancient greeks and forwarded on to ancient egypt and i believe rome too.

Hey wanna go stargazing for constellations tonight? I know a great place to gaze Into the night sky.

by star-gazer ✨🌌 February 3, 2021

Conservation of Energy Harnessing

The cosmic grift of making sure every single joule works for you, forever. It’s about building perfectly closed-loop systems where energy is never lost, only transformed and reused indefinitely. Think of a perpetual motion machine, but one that's actually legit because it's a perfectly sealed system in a frictionless environment (like a superconductor ring in space) or one that's constantly topped up by an ambient source like quantum fluctuations. The goal is 100% efficiency, chasing the dream of a machine that, once started, powers itself and its functions for eternity.

Example: "The Dyson Sphere isn't just collecting star juice; it's a masterclass in conservation of energy harnessing. The civilization inside recycles waste heat into light, kinetic energy back into electricity, and even thought into computational work—a perfectly balanced, closed thermodynamic book."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Conservation of Causality Theory

A principle proposing that causality is subject to a conservation law—that the total amount of causal structure in the universe remains constant. Conservation of Causality suggests that you can't create new causes or destroy old effects; you can only rearrange causal relationships. This has implications for time travel (you can't create paradoxes because causality is conserved), for quantum mechanics (entanglement redistributes causality), and for free will (our choices are causal transactions, not violations). It's causality as a budget: you can spend it, but you can't print it.

Conservation of Causality Theory "Time travel stories always have paradoxes—kill your grandfather, you're never born. Conservation of Causality says: can't happen. Causality is conserved; you can't create a loop that breaks the budget. Time travel might be possible, but paradoxes aren't—causality won't allow it."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

Parma Constellation

A shitty fucking school with a bunch of fake ass hoes that will play you in anyway and shitty ass teachers who don't know how to teach

Have you ever been to Parma Constellation?

No.

Good.

by AnonymousCleveland January 25, 2020

Inter-constellational Racism

The act of hatred toward participants of a designated zodiac group

You don’t want to date that guy because he’s a Leo? That’s Inter-constellational Racism

by The one with the book February 26, 2022