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cancellation consolation

Da complimentary gingerbread and hot chocolate dat they serve you at da public-transportation depot to make ya feel less bummed out when they hafta delay a departure due to a scheduled trip's being nixed for whatever reason.
Another example of a "cancellation consolation" would be if someone had to regretfully forgo a promised activity due to an unforeseen mishap, but offers you a comparably-enjoyable alternative, such as if a cute chick had arranged to go for a pleasant stroll hand-in-hand wif you, but then she accidentally hurt her foot and thus made it too painful for her to walk a long distance, and so she offered to let you savoringly massage her pretty feet for an extended period instead.
by QuacksO March 29, 2024
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Stolen consolation

when a creep (e.g. news caster; Youtube producer) exploits someone else's tragedy without consent from the victim. Wholly for the sake of garnering attention, monetary gain, or gratification for themselves. Under the color of caring about the victim, and the tragedy.
Wow, that creep ham and cheesed it up like he was the one who lost his legs. It was total stolen consolation. He was making a Youtube video. He used someone else's tragedy to garner attention for himself while feigning concern. That poor man who lost his legs. He did not consent to be a prop for this creep's show. It was super gross, and I puked a little. It was so dramatic that I had to literally destroy my device. This tragedy exploitation porn I witnessed. It caused me to denounce the western world, and join a monastery.
by MessiahIAM April 28, 2025
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how to have a convosation

How to have a convosation ?
Say “hi” or something like that

Then if someone says it to you say it back

And start to chit chat

Send this to your freinds to teach them
by Only true facts here March 17, 2021
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That's no consolation

No me going to prison is not consolation for you and YOU KNOW is isn't that for the parents. Do what I'm telling to you or YOU are doing that TO THEM with me. Whether you want to or not.
Hym "That's no consolation for the parents. So you go fuck yourself and quit being obtuse because they don't want to pay for it and I will make them if you don't do it to the fucking cripple."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2025
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